We’d like to take this GMOT opportunity to apologize for last week. Apologize for what you ask? For beating Raging Dinos to embarrassment? No. For tricking them, and ourselves into letting us score 4 runs as a direct result of messy, confused, mumbo jumbo mammer jammer base running? Nahhh. For blacking out/raging at the bar? Nope, we’re okay with that too.
Last week we published a sassy little GMOT and it was received with surprise and sorrow. For this we apologize to the great Raging Dinos. We unknowingly became the Cady Heron of the league. We got a taste of being bad and we liked it. But I’m here to warn my fellow TnBers – that’s not our path!! Sure, it’s fun to do hoodrat stuff with your friends but at the end of the day, that’s just not us.
League, don’t get me wrong. We want to kick the ass of every single last one of you. But we want you to absolutely love us while we do it. That being said, big shouts to the Wolverines, our opponents for the week. Wolves, we invite you to dance with us in the outfield. Throw some neon on your outfit this week. Come over and shotgun a beer with us. And when you lose, come rest your head in our bosom as we whisper sweet nothings in your ear. Mamma knows child, mamma knows. We’ve got the potential to be the Taylor Swift/Ke$ha of this league. We brush our teeth with a bottle of Jack, but we also like kitties and have friendly, pretty blue doe eyes. We love you guys, so do your part and worship us. Peace and love, Tight and Bright.