Wednesday, September 2, 2015
This is getting painful. Does anybody write these things anymore? Or maybe a better question: Is anybody even reading these things?
I will now pretend that no one is listening and proceed to ignorantly ramble on while uncaringly exercising my right to free-association.
I miss the Relax trash-talking posts.
I miss posts of Stephen reminiscing about dinosaurs, Legos, and a better, less-complicated time known as the 90s.
I miss the for-some-stupid-reason-
retired, brown WAKA color.
I miss Crystal Pepsi because it was soooo crisp…
and that Orbitz drink because why WOULDN’T I need semi-edible balls floating around in my drink?
Caption font: Can you imagine the fucking insane cocktails we could make with that now?!
I miss watching Gummi Bears and having it be socially acceptable to eat Totino’s Pizza Rolls.
Totino’s fo lyfe.
Posted by Anonymous at 5:11 PM
That rain, tho... I don't know if all of you played spring season, but over here we are seriously hoping El Niño doesn't rear its soggy head again. Unfortunately the sloppy vs. sloppy game of us playing the Punts didn't happen, but we are looking forward to one ridiculous end of the season make up.
But on a real tip... Can we take a moment to address the lack luster attendance at The Park this season? What do you all have to work on Friday morning? WELL GROW UP. So do we. And we still go hard. We have a preschool teacher on the Alcaballics Rex who is molding the youngest minds of tomorrow's leaders and she still gets her ass to the bar every week and is quite arguably the drunkest person there (I'm looking at you, Rachel!) So in short, be there or be laaaaaame.
Posted by Anonymous at 5:07 PM