This is getting painful. Does anybody write these things anymore? Or maybe a better question: Is anybody even reading these things?
I will now pretend that no one is listening and proceed to ignorantly ramble on while uncaringly exercising my right to free-association.
I miss the Relax trash-talking posts.
I miss posts of Stephen reminiscing about dinosaurs, Legos, and a better, less-complicated time known as the 90s.
I miss the for-some-stupid-reason-
retired, brown WAKA color.
I miss Crystal Pepsi because it was soooo crisp…
and that Orbitz drink because why WOULDN’T I need semi-edible balls floating around in my drink?
Caption font: Can you imagine the fucking insane cocktails we could make with that now?!
I miss watching Gummi Bears and having it be socially acceptable to eat Totino’s Pizza Rolls.
Totino’s fo lyfe.