At the end of 2016, I started reevaluating my life and promised myself that when 2017 rolled around I would clean up my dirty habits. You know, less sex, drugs, drinking, and more clean eating. I want to live another billion years after all!
Then kickball started back up. Along with that came the copious amount of pizza, whiskey, babes, and beer.
How in the hell am I supposed to be speedo ready in a month?!
Not to mention, January and February have been jam-packed with birthdays! How do I join in on the fun when I can't party?! (Obviously the answer is to say "eff it" and party.)
Then, in a miracle that could have only happened in a galaxy far, far away, my team won a game!
I was so excited...I peed.
Not my proudest moment, Diary. Luckily, the team didn't notice because they were too busy celebrating. *whew*