tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-48464383494042574632024-03-13T14:42:25.154-07:00WAKA's Ghost Man On Third - TX Republic and TX LiveThe Worldwide Leader in KickballWAKA Kickball Austinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14750222980441478462noreply@blogger.comBlogger743125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4846438349404257463.post-1970628608855279532017-02-09T07:42:00.002-08:002017-02-09T07:42:16.647-08:00Denver's Diary 2/6/2017- Purplesaurus Rex<div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;">
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At the end of 2016, I started reevaluating my life and promised myself that when 2017 rolled around I would clean up my dirty habits. You know, less sex, drugs, drinking, and more clean eating. I want to live another billion years after all!</div>
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I was determined to stick to the T-Rex Diet:<br />
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Then kickball started back up. Along with that came the copious amount of pizza, whiskey, babes, and beer.</div>
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How in the hell am I supposed to be speedo ready in a month?!</div>
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Not to mention, January and February have been jam-packed with birthdays! How do I join in on the fun when I can't party?! (Obviously the answer is to say "eff it" and party.)</div>
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Then, in a miracle that could have only happened in a galaxy far, far away, my team won a game! </div>
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I was so excited...I peed.</div>
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Not my proudest moment, Diary. Luckily, the team didn't notice because they were too busy celebrating. *whew*</div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">I've noticed a lot of my friends are having birthdays lately. I think its a ploy to get everyone drunk. Or their parents were just all having sex at the same time. Either way, I've decided that we were all meant to be friends in the grand scheme of life. Like minded individuals who drink like proper PurpleSaurus Rex should. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">I am looking to find this little guy and his 5 friends a new home. My Nikon D7000 DSLR with multiple lenses are up for sale.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">This camera is perfect for basic and intermediate photography hobbyist. Just check out the photo gallery!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Email <a href="mailto:sean@hardonkickball.com">sean@hardonkickball.com</a> if you are interested. Nude photos not included… actually, let me think about that.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Now I'm all juiced up and ready to go for next week. Could someone please tell my caretakers that I suck at chores/work?!? I'd rather just have some purple drank and wake up for the next game. </span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4846438349404257463.post-19783578554408265282017-01-25T20:11:00.003-08:002017-01-25T20:11:58.427-08:00You’re Welcome.- Hardons<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Didn’t I tell you I'd do it, that this would happen? Women. Tons of them. Hungry. Disheveled. Unkempt. Walking around. Holding things up. Flexing their vocal chords. Some of them wearing makeup; most not. Some of them dressed nicely; most wearing hiking boots and shirts with happy stick figures. All of them getting much-needed exercise for yours truly: me.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I think it’s clear- I’m the most eligible and sought-after man in America, my America. And women know it. They’re out in the streets, the most grabbable of places to locate one’s self. They’re worried that there’s only one of me, only one truly great enough to satisfy whatever it is those tiny brains want. Probably cheese. Am I cheese? I’m the head cheese. Super cheesy. Like sharp cheddar- and orange to boot!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">What was I talking about? Oh yeah, they want what the most nimble of hands can do. Not those stubby, calloused, veiny hands of those mouth breathers, but the hands of a genius. Like raccoon hands with thumbs that get all the hard-to-reach places. The G-spot: located cleverly between the F-spot and the H-spot. Can’t find it? Carpet bomb all 3 and find an Eastern European woman whose never heard of any of them. Satisfaction is a sliding scale and she’s gotta make weigh-ins!</span><br />
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What a weekend! Extensive birthday celebrations were in full force! My liver hates me, per usual. </div>
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Thankfully there aren't any incriminating photos of the debauchery.</div>
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Here's me and a couple of my teammates, who's birthdays we were celebrating at the fields. </div>
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With all of the recent rain, it was easy to accomplish a low key week. Thankfully I was able to occupy myself with some coloring and light reading. </div>
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Four 3rd graders are hanging out in the center of the playground. This playground is vast with jungle gyms, teeter-totters, monkey bars, and tether ball on one end. The other end of the playground consists of slides and that spinny thing that makes you sick.<br />
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Child 1: "Hey check this out! We are playing on the slides."
Child 4: "Why are you playing on that side of the field, that is so last year."
Child 2: "We don't like that side of the field because tetherball sucks!"
Child 3: "But you should check out these slides, fun for everybody"<br />
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Child 4: "What does this have to do with tether ball? This game is really fun and you guys are pretty good at tetherball"
Child 1: "We just want to have fun."
Child 2: "Ever since we started playing that kid that powerslams the ball, the game has lost it's fun. That kid is in the 5th grade should only play with the 5th graders. He does even join everybody when we play tag. He just plays tetherball."<br />
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Child 3: "Ya, he won't even play tag!"
Child 2: "We used to have fun playing tetherball when everybody played tag also, but this year that 5th grader doesn't play tag so we won't play on that side of the field.
Child 4: "I've seen you guys powerslam on people! Just because someone doesn't play tag doesn't make them lame. He likes tetherball, he practices tetherball, so he is going to be good at tetherball."
Child 2: "It's not about winning at tetherball. He takes it too serious."<br />
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Child 3: "Ya, we only get 30 minutes of recess, we are going to make our own fun playing tag. Plus, nobody is ever on that side of the field anymore. The teeter-totter is broken."<br />
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Child 2: "Stop being hall monitor and telling us what to do!"<br />
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Child 4: "I'm not a hall monitor anymore, I am telling you that you shouldn't play on that side of the field just because of tetherball."
Child 1: "I don't appreciate being told what to fucking do! I'm sorry that I have powerslammed before. I try to tell people not to and explain that this is a 'Play' Ground."<br />
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Child 4: "You cursed! I'm telling"
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After child 4 tattled on the other students, the teacher spoke to each separately to discuss the argument. She then sat them down together to get to a resolution.
Teacher: "I have listened to you all individually and I have done what I can to make the playground enjoyable for everybody. I tried to schedule your recess to not overlap with the 5th grade as often. We will have the new hall monitor make sure everybody gets equal play time with tetherball."
Child 4: "They are just upset that they are losing. And think that if you play tetherball, you should play tag to be fun."
Child 2: "How about we have different recess times for the 3rd graders and the 5th graders?"<br />
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Child 3: "But teacher..."
Teacher: "No buts...I've done everything I can do. Quit being mean to the ex hall monitor."
Child 3: "We don't have a problem with the hall monitor. We like the hall monitor. We just wanted people to join us on the slides."
Child 4: "Sorry, I just want you to play with us on this side of the field."
Child 1: "You should still come over and play on the slides. More space for activities."<br />
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You might be asking what the fuck is going on with the schedule. To that I say, watch your fucking language, there are kids around. Let’s get your brain meat warm so you can learn yourself some kickball ingenuity.</div>
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Origin story: A long long time ago in a gillis far away, there were two leagues. One was for the good teams, one was for the ….. other teams. This worked out greatish, actually terribly. The first thing that happened was that the “good” league had fewer teams who wanted to play in it. That’s no fun, so the league (a partially owned subsidiary of GLOBOCHEM an explosives and surgery beverage firm) decided it would choose which teams would play in which league. This tyranny was met with an easily rigged, but popular effort for team captains to rank each other on play, musical taste, and effability. Mostly play though. The big problem that some of us visionary heros saw was that teams change from season to season, and you would frequently have teams lose every game in the top division and win every game in the bottom. It was not fun to be on, or play against these teams. What to do?</div>
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Manna: God bestows on but few the abilities necessary to address such a conflagration. Lucky are you, dear reader, lucky indeed. Through a quirk of mathematics, geometry, and to a lesser extent, black magic the leagues were united under the provision that teams would play other similarly skilled teams, with a few games sprinkled in for variety. Below is the format, where the rows and colums are the teams, grey squares are scheduled games between them, and the numbers in them are the relativistic mismatch of the teams. Higher numbers indicate bigger mismatches. We wanted to keep this number low. </div>
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Now for the schedule, this is interesting, at least to me. I don’t have a mathematical proof to this effect, but I’m willing to bet a lot of money that there is only one way to ensure every team plays one game a week. AAAAAnnd we found it.</div>
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The Blowback: All great innovations are met with skepticism, luddites, and village people with torches. This is no different. I understand that some people will lose more games this way, but other will win more. As a matter of fact, I guarantee there will be the same number of wins as losses. I am THAT confident. As for “fairness” the only complaint is not with the schedule, but with the preseason rankings. Mind you, that burden was previously placed only on the middle 6 or so teams, now we all share it. But again, this system is BETTER for next seasons preseason rankings. It is much easier to tell which teams are how good when you can see their overall playing ability against a wider range.</div>
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Rankings: This will be the crowning achievement, and yet we have too little data to test the model. A form of power ranking similar to algorithms for college basketball is being used to determine team rank. This will be provided to all the captains hopefully in season, but more importantly, during the preseason rankings next season.</div>
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Shut up, it went great. He liked what these golden balls were cooking.</div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;">Thanks to Kia we've got some picks started. Lets see how he does... </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;"><b>Game 1: </b>Brown Guy vs Anustart. </span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;">Anustart -3.5</span><br />
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<b>Game 2: </b>Slumpbusters vs mocking jay. </div>
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Mocking jay -2.5</div>
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<b>Game 3: </b>Baller vs where my pitches at? </div>
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Ballers -2.5</div>
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<b>Game 4: </b>Kickball massacre vs shit show. </div>
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Shit show -4.5</div>
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<b>Game 5: </b>Teabaggers vs TNB. </div>
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Teabaggers- 3.5</div>
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<b>Game 6: </b>Dragonmyballz vs SOPKITP. </div>
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SOPKITP -3.5</div>
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<b>Game 7:</b> Fresh Bru vs LOKI. </div>
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LOKI -2.5</div>
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<b>Game 8: </b>Shit show vs mocking jay. </div>
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Mocking jay -8.5</div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.8px;"><b>RIVALRY OF THE WEEK! </b>PurpleSaurus Rex vs Hardons. </span><span style="font-size: 12.8px;">Tie</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.8px;">It'll be a wild and crazy game of who wore the best onesies. There might be some purple drank (we'll see), there may be some points scored, but we definitely know there will be some trash talking! Kia thinks we'll tie... I guess you can still tie at 0-0. This will definitely be one to watch, or just hang out near! </span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4846438349404257463.post-30625408286859004172017-01-08T11:13:00.003-08:002017-01-08T11:13:41.007-08:00Large Hardon Collider- 2017 New Years Resolutions<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;">I awoke in a daze on a bathroom floor, eyes and lips plastered shut by the seed of a dozen truck drivers, and thought to myself: it's time to make a change. 2017 will be different. 2017 will be better.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;">1. Let's get more truckers in the mix this year. They don't make them like they used to. Cleanly shaven and intelligible- how disappointing. History has taught us that quantity can't replace quality, but history has limited itself to DPs and 3Ps. History is Bea Arthur's pristine hymen: a fleshy DMZ.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;">2. Condoms are stupid. You're constantly reminded not to hand plastic bags to your baby so why would you suffocate your first-born mouth to feed. The hog's gotta eat and a dental dam ain't no South Beach diet. Which brings me to my next topic-</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;">3. What's for dinner? Let's eat more butts. What else are they there for, decoration? Probably should bedazzle my butthole, but I won't give that a separate bullet point.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;">4. Butts are a two-way hole and, therefore, very much a two-way street. Let's get our butts eaten more. And don't phone it in- really get in there and hit all the crannies. These things are nature's, well, buttholes. You come up with a good butthole simile. Sitting there judging me. Fuck you, motherfucker!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;">5. Put up with less shit from you. That's right. You've been a cocksucker from the start. I can't wait till your bitchface gets mouth cancer. Trump's America!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;">6. Positivity. Let's get real zen in 2017. Tell people we're spiritual and just work on ourselves. The universe is a swirling toilet around us and really wants us to figure something out.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;">Well that's about it. 2016 has killed and 2017 will kill even more. Let's agree to grab it by the pussy!</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4846438349404257463.post-12239670874971346922016-11-03T13:45:00.003-07:002016-11-03T13:45:32.362-07:00Final Summer 2016 Power Rankings<div class="separator" style="background-color: white; border-collapse: collapse; clear: both; color: #333333; font-family: arial, tahoma, helvetica, freesans, sans-serif; font-size: 14.85px; line-height: 20.79px; text-align: center;">
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<b>1 - Finkick Odair - </b><b style="background-color: transparent; color: #38761d; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14.85px; line-height: 20.79px;">↑1</b></div>
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Worst parents ever. These two need to sit down and work out their differences so that they can provide a stable environment for their children, or WHO KNOWS how they'll turn out!</div>
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A not-terrible week of 6-2-1 leaves me with a final percentage of .722, or as some may call it: God-like in my precognition. On to the playoffs!</div>
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<b>Quarterfinal A: </b>#1 The Tyrannical Tea Baggers vs #8 Large Hardon Collider - Girth</div>
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<b>Semifinal A: </b>#1 The Tyrannical Tea baggers vs #4 Plan B</div>
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Dear God please let this be how it shakes out, I really don't want to put another friggin Hunger Games pun on the trophy. FRESH BRU seems to be getting better every year but the Tea Baggers are their strongest iteration in years it seems like (when they're playing up to their potential). I may be picking with my heart here, but I want the new blood to taste ultimate victory!<br /><i>FRESH BRU -1.5</i></div>
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They've clearly established themselves as the class of the conference, but it remains to be seen exactly what it looks like when both teams are actually going full tilt for the W. With no auto-promotion to an upper conference on the line you can bet they won't be holding back, which I believe tilts the balance in favor of Brown Guy and his cohorts. Pitches has faded down the stretch with what seems like lackluster attendance from key players, but could return to form in the playoffs. Still...</div>
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Outta nowhere! The haymaker! Takin' it to the man!</div>
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They're just waiting for Hardon Bowl 2.0.</div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 14.85px;">Playing a lot less like a drinking team that wins on experience and more like a competitive team that really likes to drink. Can't remember the last time I saw someone steal 3rd while the 2nd baseman was throwing the ball back to the pitcher (while up 8 runs) in a Music game. You're on watch!</span></div>
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Mom and Dad are back, and the team is clicking again!</div>
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The tumble continues! Last chance to right the ship heading into the playoffs with a tough game against Boooze on First! If they can limit errors they can prevail!</div>
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These folks are sick and and tired of your bunting, people. Get it out of your system now, because I told them about no-bunting Wednesdays!</div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.85px; line-height: 20.79px;">They're like the mullet of kickball teams. Party in the front, business in the back. You think they're just screwing around but then they score 8 runs on you when you least expect it. And then give up 13.</span></div>
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<b>Game 1: </b>At Least We're Having Fun vs Kickin' Grass & Takin' Names</div>
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<i>At Least We're Having Fun -2.5</i></div>
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<i><br /></i><b>Game 2: </b>Sons of Pitches Kickin the Punt vs Pitches Be Trippin'</div>
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<i>Pitches Be Trippin' -4.5</i></div>
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<i>FRESH BRU -1.5</i></div>
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<b>Game 5: </b>Brown Guy and Friends vs Red Ball and V0dka</div>
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<i>PurpleSaurus Rex -1.5</i></div>
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<b>Game 7: </b>Plan B vs Sit On My Base</div>
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<i>Plan B -5.5</i></div>
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<i>Booooze On First! -5.5</i></div>
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It wasn't quite debaucherous enough the first time, so they're doing it again! Hardon Bowl 2.0 will feature a revisiting of the absurdity created when you connect these teams together like parts of Voltron, and the result will likely be difficult to watch for anyone who understands the rules of the game. For everyone else, it will be quite the spectacle.</div>
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<i>Winer: Large Hardon Collider<br />Loser: The Sport of Kickball</i></div>
Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4846438349404257463.post-2512228950436811982016-10-27T12:24:00.002-07:002016-10-27T12:24:57.266-07:00PurpleSaurus RexWelp, I did the math and we've mathematically clinched the Party Belt. Putting it on cruise control this week and partying at a lower level is probably called for right? Fuck that it's Halloween!<br />
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Come help us drink the giant jug of PurpleSaurus Rex (7% ABV, consult your doctor if your erection lasts more than 4 hours), play with my boner, and just kick it on Field #1. We'll be in the bleachers 7-8, on the 3rd base sideline 8-9, and hanging out until we kick the cooler and finish our pumpkin for the carving contest while we throw pumpkin guts at the Teabaggers and T&B while they try and play real kickball after us.<br />
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The rumors you may have heard are true, Large Hardon Collider did indeed lose the party belt. As of last week I've declared it a total loss and ordered a new one, so next season you can expect to see the true passing of the belt take place every week as God intended. Pour one out for old party belt, she had a good run!<br />
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Lead off home run sealed a win.</div>
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Actually gave up some late offense, they appear to be vulnerable to the deep ball. Not that it mattered, they still won 12-3.</div>
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With no regard for human life.</div>
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Probably still hungover from two weeks ago.</div>
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Got a little mojo going late, will look to keep it going against Plan B this week. Probably their best chance to move up the rankings.</div>
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<b>7 - Large Hardon Collider - Girth - </b><b style="font-size: 14.85px; line-height: 20.79px;">N/A</b></div>
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<b>10 - Pitches be Trippin' - </b><b style="font-size: 14.85px; line-height: 20.79px;"> </b><b style="background-color: transparent; color: red; font-size: 14.85px; line-height: 20.79px;">↓1</b></div>
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Don't believe what you've seen. When Mom and Dad show up this is a top 3 team.</div>
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This whole going 6-3 business is really cramping my game, I have a bad feeling I could finish poorly after having such a strong start. Like the Texas Rangers. Too soon?</div>
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<b>Regular Season Record: 38-13-3 (.731)</b></h4>
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<b>Game 1: </b>Pitches Be Trippin' vs Do you Even Kick, Bro?</div>
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<i>Pitches Be Trippin' -3.5</i></div>
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<i><br /></i><b>Game 2: </b>Large Hardon Collider - Length vs Tight and Bright</div>
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<i>Tight and Bright -2.5</i></div>
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<i><br /></i><b>Game 3: </b>Plan B vs Sit On My Base</div>
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<i>Plan B -1.5</i></div>
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<i><br /></i><b>Game 4: </b>At Least We're Having Fun vs Red Ball and V0dka</div>
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<i>At Least We're Having Fun -3.5</i></div>
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<b>Game 5: </b>PurpleSaurus Rex vs Brown Guy and Friends</div>
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<i>Brown Guy and Friends -3.5</i></div>
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<i><br /></i><b>Game 6: </b>Jacked to the Kicks vs Sons of Pitches Kickin the Punt</div>
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<i>Jacked to the Kicks -2.5</i></div>
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<b>Game 7: </b>FRESH BRU vs Large Hardon Collider - Girth</div>
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<i>FRESH BRU -10.5</i></div>
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<i><br /></i><b>Game 8: </b>Booooze On First! vs Kickin' Grass & Takin' Names</div>
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<i>Booooze On First! -2.5</i></div>
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<b><br /></b><b>Game of the Week: </b>Finkick Odair vs The Tyrannical Tea Baggers</div>
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Now, technically Relax and Let it Happen doesn't exist anymore with regard to TX Live, but lets not kid ourselves that this isn't at it's core the same team. Sure Jay isn't the captain anymore so he can't start himself at pitcher every game and Joey is trying jumping from team to team like a two bit hooker and Alex is "retired from kickball" and yet still comes to the bar almost every week (which is about as accurate as your boyfriend telling you that you're still a virgin if you only do it in the pooper when you were 17). This is "Relax and Let It Happen, but we're going to change the name so I don't have to invite the people who are too old and slow to hang anymore and can recruit some new hot talent". Vs The Tyrannical Tea Baggers who take the "We're old and slow and fuck you get off our lawn! We're not changing anything!" I'll be honest, I like the latter approach more even if they're definitely not going to win this game.</div>
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Don't look now but PurpleSaurus Rex is officially on a win streak! None of us are really sure how to handle this as we never anticipated winning a game and were confident we could lock up the 18 seed all season, so we're in uncharted waters here! All this was also accomplished while sporting tutus tiaras and tights, the most time-honored PurpleSaurus Rex team theme:<br />
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Kickball wins aside, it's time we started talking about the Life of the Party contest. We can't do this on our own people! Well, clearly we can but it's way more fun when a worthy adversary challenges for the throne. Here's the thing: y'all are all fun as shit, you're just not playing the game! I'm gonna clue you all in, because I feel like I'm playing with house money and taking the pot here.<br />
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Wanna win social points? Here's the checklist for success:<br />
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1. Appoint a social captain. They are responsible for completing the rest of the checklist each week.<br />
2. Is it a theme week? MAKE SURE YOUR TEAM PARTICIPATES TO THE MAX! Theme weeks are the #1 point scoring opportunities.<br />
3. Take a silly picture at the bar or at the fields and post it on Instagram with #clubwakaaustin, #yourteam, and #picoftheweek. Just posting is a point! Doesn't even have to be great!<br />
4. If it's a theme week make sure to take a team pic at the field pre or post game. Post it with #clubwakaaustin #yourteam #bestdressed.<br />
5. Find your ref at the bar and buy them a beer! Take a selfie and post it with #reflove #clubwakaaustin<br />
6. Participate in the party game hosted by Caitlin at Toss at 10:30 PM. Just playing gets you a point, winning gets you more!<br />
7. Send a short post to waka.gmot@gmail.com for the blog. Posting is a point!<br />
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You do all that, (just PARTICIPATING, mind you), and you've scored a minimum of 4 points on a regular night, and 8 points on a theme night. Actually win the bar game / theme night / picoftheweek? You can score as many as 14 points all at once! That means that the two teams that haven't played AT ALL this season could go from tied for 17th all the way to 5th place in the league on one night. It's anyones game!<br />
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Boomerang is your friend. 3 second videos are awesome for #picoftheweek submissions<br />
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<b>1 - Finkick Odair - N/A</b></div>
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Despite getting humbled in Vegas, they're still the best team in Austin.</div>
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Pooped on the not-trying drunk version of TNB.</div>
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Despite being down 13-0 and blind drunk, Dre was still arguing bang bang calls at first base. Shine on baby.</div>
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Just storing up power to release the spirit bomb.</div>
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23-4 is the most lopsided game I have ever seen in CLUBWAKA kickball. Bravo sirs and madams. Now give me my belt back before the karma starts literally killing people!</div>
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Apparently they took offense to me saying they looked "vulnerable". I take it back guys, you definitely deserve to be in the Capital conference and sandbagged the vote with crocodile tears about injuries so you could stay down and steamroll. </div>
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I think we have to assume that their default mode is playing well and they have to get super drunk to get off their game. Only way to explain these swings.</div>
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Understandable slept on PurpleSaurus Rex and couldn't pull it back out when they jumped up early.</div>
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Taking the title back from PurpleSaurus with another come from the front loss.</div>
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Upsets! TNB got fall down drunk instead of playing kickball, BG&F and PSR took it up a notch and decided to play kickball outta nowhere. 6-3 last week.</div>
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<b>Regular Season Record: 32-10-3 (.761)</b></h4>
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<b>Game 1: </b>LHC Girth vs The Tyrannical Tea Baggers</div>
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<i>Teabaggers -5.5</i></div>
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<i>Plan B -1.5</i></div>
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<i>Booze on First -2.5</i></div>
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<b>Game 5: </b>Brown Guy and Friends vs Pitches Be Trippin'</div>
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<i>Pitches Be Trippin' -3.5</i></div>
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<i>FRESH BRU -6.5</i></div>
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<b>Game 7: </b>Jacked to the Kicks vs At Least We're Having Fun</div>
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<i>Jacked to the Kicks -1.5</i></div>
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<b><br /></b><b>Game of the Week: </b>Red Ball and V0dka vs Do You Even Kick, Bro?</div>
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Both teams are 2-3. RAA is 5.2 to 5.6, RFA is 3.4 to 3.6. Total difference in run differential is exactly ONE. Just about the most statistically similar teams I've ever seen with 5 games of the season already behind us, this should be a tight matchup! Clearly math can accurately predict performance and there really isn't any significant variance in co-ed adult kickball, so I'm making the pick by the numbers. Assuming the teams score exactly the average of (their own RFA + their opponents RAA), we get <i style="font-size: 14.85px;">Red Ball V0dka 4.4, Do You Even Kick Bro 4.5. </i><span style="font-size: 14.85px;">I could pick a tie here, but instead I'm going to round to nearest integers and call it Red Ball 4 vs Kick Bro 5.</span></div>
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Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4846438349404257463.post-41165152176460780862016-10-13T08:53:00.001-07:002016-10-13T08:55:26.861-07:00PurpleSaurus RexThe Vegas hangover is real, I've been going to bed at 8 PM and sleeping till almost 7 the last two days. Feels good, but WHY AM I STILL TIRED!? In case you guys have been living under a rock, the once-per-year showcase CLUBWAKA event WAKApalooza was held last week in sunny Las Vegas, Nevada, with three teams from Austin joining the fray (two in the world chamionship Founder's Cup tournament, one in the drunken shit show Fun Games tournament.<br />
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In case you're wondering how good these Founder's Cup teams are, here's a hint: Finkick Odair, our 4-peat champs who haven't lost a league game in something like a year, went 1-2 in pool play and lost in the first round of the elimination tournament. Perennial runner-up and every-now-and-then-champions the Tyrannical Teabaggers went 0-3 in pool play and didn't make the cut. Miami's Meatballs and Denver's DICE were the two finalists, and the championship game ended on this play as DICE attempted to get the tying run across in the bottom of the 5th.<br />
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I was out in the parking lot coordinating shuttles back to the LINQ Hotel & Casino when this happened, but the resulting cheering sounded like UT had just scored a touchdown.<br />
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Altogether huge week, seems a little unreal being back in Austin doing normal stuff again. Good thing PurpleSaurus Rex is pulling out Tutus, Tights, and Tiaras this week so I can get that Fun Games feeling back!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4846438349404257463.post-34361110975899434622016-09-29T11:16:00.000-07:002016-09-29T11:16:02.046-07:00Week 5 Power Rankings<div class="separator" style="background-color: white; border-collapse: collapse; clear: both; color: #333333; font-family: arial, tahoma, helvetica, freesans, sans-serif; font-size: 14.85px; line-height: 20.79px; text-align: center;">
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<b>1 - Finkick Odair - N/A</b></div>
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Running into a mid-season stretch of weak teams, all part of my secret plan that I just made up to sabotage their chances at FC next week.</div>
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Firmly established as the #2 in the league.</div>
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<b>3 - Tight and Bright - </b><b style="color: #38761d; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14.85px; line-height: 20.79px;">↑1</b></div>
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I promised Dre I would move them up in the rankings if he reffed so ... here we are.</div>
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I could try and justify dropping them due to an unconvincing win over Plan B, but in truth I just made a rankings side deal with Dre. #integrity</div>
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Taking it like a champ against the league champs.</div>
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I don't think anyone even actually reffed the Hardon Bowl, but it looked like fun!</div>
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Still haven't returned the belt.</div>
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Deceptively good team, don't sleep on this crew.</div>
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<span style="font-family: arial, tahoma, helvetica, freesans, sans-serif;">Got me all excited there for a hot minute, but this isn't a revolution. They are we we thought they were.</span></div>
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Actually made the game interesting when they got within 1 in the bottom of the 4th, but gave up 3 in the 5th frame and couldn't convert any runs even with their team Dad attempting to bunt. (Spoiler: he is bad at bunting and kicked away after failing to bunt 3 times) </div>
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Now we're cookin' with bacon. 7-1-1 last week!</div>
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<b>Regular Season Record: 26-7-3 (.764)</b></h4>
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<b>THIS WEEK'S PICKS</b></div>
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<b>Game 1: </b>Red Ball and VOdka vs Booooze On First!<br /><i>Booooze on First -2.5</i></div>
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<i><br /></i><b>Game 2: </b>Sons of Pitches Kickin the Punt vs Do You Even Kick, Bro?<br />
<i>Do You Even Kick Bro -1.5</i></div>
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<i><br /></i><b>Game 3: </b>Sit On My Base vs The Tyrannical Tea Baggers<br />
<i>Tyrannical Tea Baggers -3.5</i></div>
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<i><br /></i><b>Game 4: </b>Brown Guy and Friends vs Kickin' Grass & Takin' Names<br />
<i>Kickin' Grass -3.5</i></div>
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<i><br /></i><b>Game 5: </b>FRESH BRU vs Large Hardon Collider - Length<br />
<i>FRESH BRU -10.5</i></div>
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<i><br /></i><b>Game 6: </b>PurpleSaurus Rex vs Jacked to the Kicks<br />
<i>Jacked to the Kicks -4.5</i></div>
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<b>Game 7: </b>Tight and Bright vs Plan B<br />
<i>Tight and Bright -2.5</i></div>
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<i><br /></i><b>Game 8: </b>Finkick Odair vs Large Hardon Collider - Girth<br />
<i>Finkick Odair -10.5</i></div>
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<b><br /></b><b>Game of the Week: </b>Pitches Be Trippin' vs At Least We're Having Fun<br />
The best of the worst is always a weird place to be. Everyone in the top half of the Music conference is having a great time winning, but you don't want to be TOO good in case we end up voting next season and people remember getting their asses kicked by you and vote you up to Capital. ALWHF has done a good job of flying under the radar this season, and they do completely fall apart when their manager isn't there to handle kicking order and fielding assignments, but PBT has gone from unstoppable to vulnerable in the last couple of weeks even though they remain undefeated. My guess is the Funsies take their foot off the pedal again to get themselves back down to a middle of the pack ranking, but this is actually going to be one of the most evenly matched games talent wise of the season, barring possibly Kickin' Grass vs Having Fun.<br /><i>Pitches Be Trippin' -1.5</i></div>
Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4846438349404257463.post-5252591581312533452016-09-29T09:51:00.003-07:002016-09-29T09:51:32.864-07:00PurpleSaurus Rex - For Great Justice!Few things make PurpleSaurians happier than excuses to wear costumes, which makes tonight extra special as we take our rightful place as gods among men as the Justice League! A few confirmed attendees are Batgirl, Catwoman, and Green Lantern, while yours truly will be taking on the important role of Wonder Woman in a reprise of my 2005 debut:<br />
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