Top Five Songs about Hardons - The Large Hardon Collider
We thought we would start the season off with a banging playlist, Large Hardon Collider style.
And as immature adults with a collection of music at our fingertips, there was no reason not to
share with the rest of the league the best songs dedicated to the best team in kickball.
Based on a private study by 17 Hardon Colliders, they concluded that the following are the top 5
songs about hardons. Enjoy!!!
5. Detachable Penis by King Missile
The first line of this song goes as follows: “I woke up this morning with a bad hang over, and my
penis was missing.” This song seemed appropriate as a dedication the beautiful Rodney
Dangerzone… rest in peace.
4. Magic Stick by Lil’ Kim
Let me take you back to early 2000’s and the inspiring lyrics of Lil’ Kim. She knew how to rock
3. Peacock by Katy Perry
I have to admit, I was not familiar with this song at first, but it is growing on me as I continue to
listen to it over and over and over again.
2. Dick in a Box by Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg
Possibly the best tandem in comedy/music history. I was pulling for this to be number 1.
On a side note, did anybody check out 7 Day of Hell?
1. Anaconda by Nicki Minaj
With on fleek lyrics such as “Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil”, it’s no
wonder why Nicki is queen supreme of the Hardon playlist.
If anybody is interested in the complete Large Hardon Collider playlist, check out our spotify