We've had a pretty bad start to the season, but we're going to turn things around here. We had a good practice last week, Derek should hopefully be back after hernia surgery, our new guy is caught up to speed now, and James is going back to wearing his old nasty hat for good luck. If we get our heads out of our asses defensively, we should be good to go.
We know what Candy Van brings to the table. They'll be speedy on offense with some big legs. Joey will do something douchetastic. Someone will wear a cape. There will be talk of boners. They'll have a couple of defensive miscues. There will be at least one V-neck t-shirt on the field. Tom will grab the asses of at least 8 guys but probably not any girls. In the end though, it all adds up to a Teabagger victory.