Here's the skinny: we're Candy Van. We've been called creepy. We've been called hipsters. We've even been called names I don't feel comfortable enough to put on the internet. But you know what we haven't been called out for? The celebrity on our team. Did anyone else not realize that we have none other than GOB Bluth AKA Tom Hallock running around the fields? Strap that man to a Segway and baby, you got a stew goin'!
Here's the proof.
Here's GOB/Tom celebrating an athletic accomplishment:
Doting gifts on his friends:
Dressed up for Cops and Robbers theme night:
Making his brother taste the happy (it tastes kind of like sad):
Arguing with the refs:
Accusing the refs of malfeasance:
Taking his shirt off and drinking whiskey:
And the most telling piece of evidence, Tom/GOB performing a magic show:
You're welcome, TX Capital & Live players, for bringing a celebrity of such high caliber into the fold.