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Tuesday, February 19, 2013

CANDY VAN

IMMA BE HONEST HERE: I had a bit of GMOT writer's block for a second there. I was in a dark place emotionally, truly living the experience I captured on film just a few short weeks ago. GMOT Block is a real thing, friends, and it can happen to anyone.

So, where does a GMOT author turn when she needs inspiration?

NICOLAS.

F*CKING.

CAGE.

Look at this man:


Did you really look at him? That 'stache, that baby snatchin': if he doesn't belong on Candy Van I don't even know who does.

Look at this angel. On top of earning the title of best Hollywood actor of all time, he's also a true inspiration, a teacher, and a guiding light in all of our times of darkness.


AND IN A PRIEST COSTUME!


Too soon?

He's not without flaws, but we believe we can rehabilitate him. 


If I can overcome pointing at the camera, so can Nicolas F*CKING Cage.

So Nic, here's your official invitation: come join our kickball team. We think you'd fit in really well, and we'd let you play whatever position you want! If you're interested, come join us at South Austin Rec Center at 6:30 p.m. You'll know us by our socks and the stench of stale Fireball on our lips.

Also, PLEASE BRING THIS FACE:


LOVE,
Candy Van

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