Last week TnB did an incredible thing. After being shamed by
a nasty, ill-willed results projection, we battled the odds to beat Whiskey
Kick 6-1. I could turn it into a heroic tale where we miraculously pulled
through in a nail-biter, but that would be a lie. We showed up, some of us
blacked out, and we still beat WK without qualm or query. We then took it to
G&S lounge where we impregnated the entire league with our awesomeness. We’re
not sorry, and on Thursday, we fully intend to do it again.
This week we play Raging Dinos, and I already hate them. But
don’t take my word for it. Please read up on current events, and then make your
own informed decision.
- TnB contacted the Dinos on Sunday January 27, 2013 to propose a no-bunting, and 50% girls pitching game. The Dinos have yet to provide the courtesy of a response.
- Dinos enthusiast “Pretty” Bruce Pomerleau is leaving his capital team high and dry. Strides of Pride will play shorthanded this week so that Bruce can contribute his self-acclaimed worth to the Dino’s pathetic attempt to destroy the glory that is TnB.
- The Dinos scheduled practice this week, but had to cancel due to inclement weather conditions. A Live team? Practicing? Shame.
The decision is yours to make, but I’m going to go on the
record and say this - Raging Dinos, you’re terrible. We’re going to beat you,
and we’re going to be obnoxiously cool doing it.
Peace and love,
Tight and Bright.
Peace and love,
Tight and Bright.
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