DISCLAIMER: I'm not a horrible person, but Tanker has refused to obey the rules. He DID turn in his GMOT before the deadline, but he neglected to attach the images to his email and further refused to submit the images by 10 a.m. So, anywhere it tells me to insert an image, I've taken the liberty of inserting some lovely photos of bronies I found on the internet.
So Teabaggers, what say you? That was an outright thrashing if we do say
so ourselves. You and your national ranking taken down by 6 kickball
virgins? No runs after the first inning? A unicorn? That's embarrassing
enough as it is, but the loss wasn't even the most embarrassing part of
the night for you, was it? No sir.
And that's why we need to bring back the GMOT's most beloved old
section: Dbag of the Week. Whatever happened to it anyways? Did Joey
just win so many times it got retired? Jay got tired of being nominated
as his sidekick? At any rate, I'm bringing it back for the day to
recognize our normally very mild-mannered, friendly ally in the fight
against the evil squad of Relax, who just went rogue for a night.
So congrats to this guy on his award:
Or is it Captain Fupa?
Or I don't even know what to call this:
a related note, Stride of Pride found themselves a new catcher. The
position won't be anything different from his personal life (HA!), but
Jordan tore it up back there (again, a common theme in his life). In
addition, Leeho inexplicably forgot he was playing a real team and went
for a unicorn, but even more baffling was when he safely did cross the
plate. So thanks to Slob who we sent over as a double agent to break up
the dynasty. You're doing great. Teabaggers are no 0-2 against former
Anyways, we can't wait to see you all in our cheering section Thursday, big Tanker heads and all.
P.S. Suck it, Whiskey Kick.