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Thursday, July 21, 2011

Weiner of the Week

For those of you who don’t know, this award is reserved for the player(s) on the other team or your team who redefines the word “power-douche”. Whether it’s a girl getting too drunk or a dude who is just way too pro’ed out. So without further adieu the winner of the Wiener of the Week award is… Amog and the Jiminy Kickits. From what I hear, Amog lost it on the pitchers mound from the first bunt from BCBC (bunting is allowed) to the end of the game when he refused to shake the other teams hands. At one point, Amog threw his sunglasses on the ground, walked back onto the pitchers mound leaving them there, and then pondered why it was so bright. A BCBC player even picked up the fabulous shades and hung them on the fence for him, how nice. At the end of the game, in his most embarrassing 6th grade fit of rage, Amog kicked the ball from the mound over the backstop and had to run and get it. Just sad to watch such a breakdown of a normally reasonable team. The Jiminy Kickets were butt-hurt the entire game (and clearly still are after seeing their GMOT) and made it really un-fun for people to play and witness. What, would you have preferred BCBC take it EASY on you? Pshhh, that's what I thought. Guys, you were #1 in Live last week, there was no excuse for you losing, you beat yourselves. Please never take kickball (the elementary school game) that seriously ever again, remember perspective - we are all there to have a good time, and join Capitol already so you can fit in with a few other notorious sore losers. 

We can’t be everywhere at once so if you see someone actin’ a fool (hitting girls hard with the ball, being too drunk at the bar, screaming at an official/the other team, or if someone just flat out rubs you the wrong way) please email 'The Mug' the story with a name to jr0780@hotmail.com

1 comment:

  1. I will gladly accept the "weiner of the week" award.