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Thursday, July 21, 2011
Nate Fox and the Less Eligible Bachelors
Thorz Day stared into eternity, and eternity blinked. In a universe of infinite possibilities eventually the room full of monkeys with typewriters is going to produce the entire works of shakespeare, which I think we can all agree is an apt metaphor for our inexplicable loss last week.*
Relax has offered to make this a training game and answer questions as we go along, so I've prepared a few before we start.
#1 Is it hard to talk with no chin?
#2 Seriously though, your team name a (BANNED SUBJECT DELETED) reference, right?
#3 Where can we buy those jerseys so we can all be as cool as your 1B?
#4 Why can't I quit you?
#5 Does this look infected?
I'm sure I'll think of some more once we hit the field, but feel free to educate us in the comments section.
*Seriously though y'all were awesome, great win. Of course, in the words of Matt Lienart, "I still think we're the better team."**