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Thursday, July 21, 2011

Nate Fox and the Less Eligible Bachelors

Thorz Day stared into eternity, and eternity blinked.  In a universe of infinite possibilities eventually the room full of monkeys with typewriters is going to produce the entire works of shakespeare, which I think we can all agree is an apt metaphor for our inexplicable loss last week.*

Relax has offered to make this a training game and answer questions as we go along, so I've prepared a few before we start.

#1  Is it hard to talk with no chin?
#2  Seriously though, your team name a (BANNED SUBJECT DELETED) reference, right?
#3  Where can we buy those jerseys so we can all be as cool as your 1B?
#4  Why can't I quit you?
#5  Does this look infected?

I'm sure I'll think of some more once we hit the field, but feel free to educate us in the comments section.

*Seriously though y'all were awesome, great win.  Of course, in the words of Matt Lienart, "I still think we're the better team."**
**No I don't.


  1. 1) No chin? Is that a fat joke? I definitely have two very visible chins
    2) I like to think of it more along the lines of inappropriate touching/petting, not necessarily (banned word).
    3)Thing is, he's been an arrogant douche since birth so unless you find a player from their 9th grade AAU basketball team, it's pretty much a priceless item.
    4) Honestly we're like a car wreck, it's horrible but nobody plans on turning away.
    5) Possibly, but I've honestly never seen one that small and cute.

  2. 6) Remember when I made you forfeit because you showed up with 6 players and tried to make a Relax/Walks all-star team to play us, but I waited until the second inning when y'all were up 7-0?
    7) How excited are you to try and get to 1-1 all time against us now that I've reminded you?

  3. 6) Relax is the only team capable of making an all star team. And I remember that, wasn't that erica's team? Is that your origin? We were playing with like 8 people, dirty!

  4. Erica was ON that team, she was double dipping that season with her own team in Live and ours in Capital. Anyway last I checked losing is losing, but we can reinforce the concept for you tonight.

  5. Hahaha Bart scott said it best "CAN'T WAIT!!!!!"