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Thursday, July 14, 2011

RELAX and Let it Happen

We're baaaaaaaaaaack! After two weeks off we finally get to come back to Gillis Park this week. Much will be made of this week's game against Walk of Shame. People will talk about "the rivalry". I would just like to clear this up, Relax doesn't have any rivals because no one competes with us. The best comparison for this "rivalry" would be the Texas/Texas Tech "rivalry." It is much bigger on the Tech side, no Texas fan really takes Tech seriously. Tech's where you go if you want to be a whore or a fratastic party boy. To Texas the Tech game in any sport is just another game, UT was 5-7 last year, won one game in the Big 12 South and guess who it was against? If you said Tech you're right. It's not that we don't like you, I mean who doesn't love the two things mentioned above from time to time, but lets just call this what it is...casual sex. It's just another W for Relax. I know there's those fans out there saying "well what about when Tech won with Crabtree?" well you're right there is always that one time... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khauvdb_f8A. 
Dre my coaching didn't stop when Camp Relax ended, here are a couple pieces you can use in the locker room before the game: Walk's Fly Together http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyVF1glhAfk&feature=related and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZR9SQj272Y&feature=related. Now for that extra motivational touch, have your team watch this at least 3 times each and you'll win: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj5X612bqrQ&feature=related


  1. Here's where you're wrong. The Tech/UT game usually has one of the highest TV ratings each season, meaning that people actually care about it off the field.

    This "rivalry" is more like A&M and Baylor. The involved parties both make a huge deal, but the one team that it really matters to acts like it isn't a big deal and claims it isn't a rivalry, and in the end nobody gives a fuck.

  2. You clearly are a Tech fan. Are you writing this from inside a dark broom closet?

  3. That last link was freaking awesome.

  4. 1) Can we please not post anonymous anymore, let's be a big boy about this. Nobody makes you read the gmot, you obviously like us. So thank you. You can buy me a victory shot after tonights win.
    2) Stephen I appreciate that, feel free to motivate your bachelors as well.