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Thursday, July 21, 2011
Better Red than Blue Balls
A tie against a solid Capital team (Bachelors) followed by a bye week means we haven't lost in two full weeks. This whole not losing thing is a bit weird. During a miraculous 5th inning rally against the Bachelors, a teammate asked if "I smelled that." It smelled of sweat and LoneStar. This was, apparently, the scent of "comeback." I always figured comeback would smell of Lavender & Vanilla. I am kind of disappointed. I only hope that winning smells like a Country Meadow or Jasmine & White Rose. During our bye week, the two other winless Capital teams decided to step their game up and pull ahead of us in the standings. That's cool; we'll save the winning for playoffs... I hope. This week we play Hannah Montana's XXX tape. We plan on making a sequel on the field tonight, only to a jury of our peers, it'll probably only be referred to as "Exhibit A." All we're saying is that we'll be these sensual fellows in the video; Hannah will be our ottoman.