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Thursday, July 12, 2012

Walk of Shame

You know, revenge is a dish best served cold. This week marks a special week for the Walks on our quest to put cases "on all of you bitches." (Thanks Denzel) Well one of the biggest bitches on our list is Relax and Let it Happen. 
You walk around with your silly little hats. (I have one, BTW) You incessantly point at people like you're casting some kind of spell.You steal players. Our corrupt rep, Jay, manipulates the schedule to favor your team. You're afraid to take on any other kind of athletic challenge posed to you. (What happened to Walks - Relax basketball series?) No honor. 
In short, we're sick of you. Jerks. 
Hey, while you're reading... Check out this montage of the biggest traitors in sports history. You'll find LeBron James, A-Rod, Johnny Damon, Bret Favre, Dale Earnhardt Jr., and Lane Kiffin just to name a few.... You might recognize another too...
Alex, we still love you. Even me. =) But revenge is finally here....

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