D BAGS

well...you may as well just call us Liam Hemsworth because we just bent Hannah Montana over and went to town last week. I know the score was only 3-2 but in our eyes it was never in doubt. (plus we were REAL drunk and of course we made some douschey plays). But enough about the past, let's focus on the future, this week we have a bye which is allowing us to spread our douscheyness to places like Vegas, Napa and Capistrano. Our next game is against Walk of Shame which will be a good win for the DBAGS, that is if someone other than Relax ever refs our game.

Editor's Note: The DBAGS actually play Big League Chew next but DBAGS only consider it a "game" if there is some sort of challenge or chance of losing. So, technically their next "game" is against Walks.