When league sees Team Easy, I think they sees just a lawless bunch of rag-tag floozies looking to dry hump anyone in a 20 foot radius regardless of gender. While that’s pretty much true, we do have three rules. Rules by which we must always abide or face consequences. Rules that allow us explore that boundaries of socially acceptable behavior, nudity, and sexuality. What are these rules, and why do they allot for such seemingly deplorable behavior? Simple:
1.) BE HANDSOME
2.) BE ATTRACTIVE
3.) DON’T BE UNATTRACTIVE
Allow me to present exhibits A and B:
You see here how each scenario could have gone wrong had we not followed our three rules. So there you have it. Let’s wrap up with a quick video recapping what we’ve learned today.
See you out tonight. Rain or shine, people are getting wet. You’re welcome.