Well after taking a season off, there was an entire team that has basically forced me to bring back the Wiener Award. For those of you who don’t know, this award is reserved for the player(s) on the other team or your team who redefines the word “power-douche”. Whether it’s a girl getting too drunk or a dude who is just way too pro’ed out. So without further adieu the winner of the Wiener of the Week award is…The entire TEAM EASY squad! This team rubbed me the wrong way from the get go. After taking about 10 minutes to take the field we look up and they’ve got 13 players on the field. I don’t ask for much in knowledge of the rules but at least know how many players are supposed to be out there! Some of you may be reading this saying “well we kinda did that in our first inning too”, notice I didn’t specify an inning because it was EVERY inning. The next thing that rubbed me wrong was the multiple shoeless wonders on the squad, come on hippies this isn’t Woodstock, we wear shoes in this game! Wear shoes or don’t but until you do I’ll be praying someone stomps on your toes. To wrap this up, you guys looked like you were having fun, and hey I’m all for that, but lets respect the fact that the other team would probably like to play 5 innings and get your ass on the field with ELEVEN players. Do everyone a favor and please come next week actually prepared to play a game!
I can’t be everywhere at once so if you see someone actin’ a fool (hitting girls hard with the ball, being too drunk at the bar, screaming at an official/the other team, or if someone just flat out rubs you the wrong way) please email me the story with a name to firstname.lastname@example.org