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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

RELAX and Let it Happen

Well our normal gmot wiz is on a 3-week hiatus to California, so we are switching it up this week. Last week we took the field against Thorz Day Ballers and we won. We won the game 23-2 and we were not pleased. How could anyone not be happy winning by 21 you ask? Well it's because our Captain Douche pitcher walked the same guy twice and he ended up scoring both times. Also add the fact that Power Douche aka Joey made an error that allowed the second run to score and only got on base once and this was a dismal game for the two Relax douches. Our girls were our only bright spot, for the third week in a row kicking some great kicks and allowing our offense to run like a finely tuned machine. I'm just going to come right out and say it, we won't lose, and we won't be close to losing all year. As always ThorzDay it was a pleasure to compete against you both on the field and during flip cup.

Relax has a bye week the next two weeks, so we have decided to offer Relax Kickball Camp. You and/or your team may attend this camp for a price of only $35/player for Capital or $55/player for Live (time is money) Relax will tutor you to greatness. This is the offer of a lifetime! We will work on everything from kickball skills to how to properly get your abrasive, rude, and arrogant behavior on (please see Red Balls). If you feel shy about commenting that your interested feel free to email our captain at captaindouche@dbag.net. The camp instructors will include both douches mentioned above, Papi (he'll cover strategy not execution), Hutchelotta (specifically for UKP on how to pull off the Adonis jersey), Sarah N (How to keep your team douche in check), Shannon (how to catch better than most guy OFs in this league), Dave (yoga and other weird hippy tactics), and JG (proper GMOT etiquette). This is a one-time offer trying to make you and your team great, don't miss this opportunity!!!!!

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