Awful Waffles

What you see here is total domination. Taking the theme of beach night to heart, this waffle is simply enjoying a Mai Tai, on a surfboard tethered to its two trained pet killer orcas (named Willy and Shamu of course. And these are not named after those whales of lore, they actually are them). Amidst the relaxing backdrop of The Great Wave off Kanagawa by the esteemed ukiyo-e artist Katsushika Hokusai, the waffle, clearly the most awesome of breakfast type foods, is thoroughly wrecking the oshiokuri-bune boats of the dreaded and evil whiskey kicks. Their faces of fright as they evacuate both their safe haven and their bowels are evident. Sheer terror and distraught.

forever yours,
awful waffles