As I was thinking about what kind of trash to talk to Walk of Shame, it donned on me: I don't need to talk trash to Walk of Shame. My house is called Walk of Shame on foursquare. I'm the mayor (obviously) of both the residential and mobile Walk of Shame foursquare venues. So, really, their name is a tribute to me. Which is really sweet! Thanks, guys!
So, to thank them for honoring my many achievements in kinetic chagrin, I will honor their captain, Dre, with a new line of trading cards: Dre of Shame. Collect 'em all!