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Thursday, May 28, 2015

PurpleSaurus Rex - TX Live

Over the last few weeks we've noticed that our current PurpleSaurus Rex forms are not optimally adapted to the new realities of our environment, and we've had no choice but to evolve. Stubby little arms have become elongated and flattened, our necks extending to help us reach new food sources. For such time until we no longer live in an underwater aquatic nightmarescape, we shall be known as Plesiopurple Rex.

Fear us, humans, for the weather will not stop us from devouring you, only pickle your delicious flesh as you soak in the torrential rains.

It would really be nice to play kickball this season. EL NINO!!! [shakes flipper at the sky]


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