Relax and Let it Happen - TX Live

It's here! It's here! It's finally here. This week promises to be one of the most momentous in history. It's up there with the signing of the constitution, "I have a dream", and the invention of sneaker skates AKA Heelys. Jay and Shannon are getting MARRIED!

It's a beautiful story really. First, Jay was all like:

And Shan was like, bitch get real:

And then they rode bikes and did other shit too:

Finally, one day Jay was like:

And Shan couldn't resist:

Their wedding will be beautiful. Not quite as beautiful as this:

But legit NOTHING can compete with that. #NALEY #OTH #AlwaysAndForever #AmIRight?

Shan's going to look like this:

And Jay's going to look like this:

And I'll prob look like this as I catch the bouquet and become the next to wed:

Look out for us celebrating in style on Thursday night. We're going to go hard in the paint to kick off the best weekend in the history of ever. To the team we play, "Dirty Mike and the Boys", I am so, so, so very sorry. Relax circa 2009 is coming for you and it's NOT going to be pretty. We really do love you though. Truly, madly, deeply.

Here's one more for the people:

Ooooooooh hot damn! Smooches, y'all.