This video was delivered directly to my physical mailbox in a thumbdrive inside of an unmarked manila envelope sometime late Sunday night. No prints were found, and after sending it to the lab for analysis all they were able to give me was a transcript:
Teabaggers, come out to play...
Hey false champions...
If you ever want to see your trophy again, you will drop off a handle of Fireball to any member of the Walks.
If not, we pee in your trophy.
Then we burn it. So long.
Fortunately for everyone, that is not the TX Live trophy, so nobody needs to worry about the security of our prize. I'll let these folks sort it out amongst themselves. I think they're pretty serious, they already butchered the ransom video by shooting it vertically with a phone...
Love,
Stephen
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