CANDY VAN: Endorsed by John Waters since 2010
Candy Van had a close loss against the Teabaggers last week. Some may say they still walked away with a victory, as another Eskimo Brother was added to the team (even though he happens to be on the Teabaggers… whaaattt??). Here’s a preview of tonight’s game against Walk of Shame: blah blah blah, Candy Van wins 6-1, Dre whines about something, blah blah blah, then BOOM, this outside your bedroom window the rest of the night:
P.S. Kate Rutkowski, you can run, but you can’t hide.