Nate Fox and the Less Eligible Bachelors

Coming off a zillion to zero drubbing at the hands of the much beloathed Relax we were in DIRE need of a more manageable offensive team to massage our bruised egos.  What we got was an epic defensive struggle with Awful Waggles filled with what everyone loves most about kickball: almost no scoring, baking hot 6:30 game sun, and questionable calls.  Despite these challenges, we persevered and ultimately prevailed with a walk-off bunt from Falesha Thrash in the bottom of the 5th scoring Lindsay Khan from 3rd.  I'd like to take a moment to point out that we are ahead of 4 teams in the standings despite having only scored a GRAND TOTAL of 8 runs this season.  That's right, 8.  Were gonna make it nine tonight, possibly 11 if I'm feeling saucy.  Watch out Brown Chicken Brown Cow.  Oh and thanks to everyone who bought shots last week!  We made lots of money and there were still enough left over for me to go home after 3rd base and eat roughly 20 of them.

"I realize this is by far my most boring GMOT so to make up for it here's a picture of a Mer-man

Remember kids: Water is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty"