Well as this has become a one team
diary of sorts I might as well delve deep into the minutia of Get
Censored’s daily lives for all the world to hear.
Amy Brunner – Amy has had a riveting
week of numbers and such. Also quite possibly some CSI shit.
Seriously who the hell knows what Forensic Accounting really is.
Either way she has been preparing herself for this weeks kickball
game with endless marathons of say yes to the dress.
Kelsey Hill – Kelsey’s week has
been most sustained by infinite driving from Austin where all the
cool kids hang out, and Round Rock where none of the cool kids but
all of the jobs hang out. Still no word on whether she’ll be out
tonight; Wine Wednesday is a hell of a thing.
Stephen Moursund – Chocolate milk and
broken corgis have dominated the highlight reel of Moose-Herd’s
life. Also he has been fleeing for his life in his own home after
letting ruffians and general ne’er-do-wells occupy his abode on
the premise that some hipster site would only send worthwhile
individuals to crash his pad.
Kristie Kelly – What is that big pile
of tweed jackets doing over there you ask? It is Kristie’s attempt
to fit in more with her grad school collegues we assume. The elbow
patches haven’t quite found the zeal that she would like them to so
the eternal hunt continues. As a team we hope this hunt indeed is
never finished, as once she finds her perfect tweed we can only
assume she’ll start citing sources in anecdotal conversation.
Falesha Thrash – Feesh appears to be
boycotting the team this week. No one really knows why, but she just
flat out refuses to come to the fields. The rumor persists that it is
because she kicked low on the line up last week, however I refuse to
let such none sense hold court. She says she has a perfectly good
reason, but from our side there is no good reason to miss kickball.
Ashley Mckemie – Mashed-ly has spent
her week chasing her dog about and wondering what these magical leash
things are that people keep talking about. She has been talking about
some thing involving being tough and muddy. No one gets it, but it
sounds Rambo-esque which is of course a plus.
Jason Casey – With flourishes of
glitter here and there Jason has been tracking the wild urban
unicorns of Austin since his move here. He should be in top form even
though he did take a wicked fall while stumbling through a thicket on
the previously mentioned quest. (…so maybe I have no idea what
Jason is up to).
Alex Morris – Morris spent most of
the week grunting. Determined to fix his own automobile he installed
new struts and repaired plenty of other things on his sweet whip. In
an effort to remove that masculine sheen, he then went on the homes
tour of Austin for 12 hours. Since then he’s been playing Madden
and drinking beer. No one on the team really knows how to break that
down.
The other half of our team will be
updated Thursday of next week. I will immediately refrain from this
as soon as other teams start posting. Either that or I might start
writing gmot’s from the perspective of other teams.
