It was mean. It was rude. It was down
right contemptible. But We’re Good At Flip Cup showed their true
colors, and in a very un-sportsman like manner decided to beat us
while we were still grieving for our most untimely name change. Get
Drunk, Kick Away will never ride again, and while we were spilling
some for our dead team they boosted a few flies and put up their only
runs of the night. Stephen “Cleats Up” Moose-Hurd in his return
after a few seasons out picked up exactly where he left off taking
out an otherwise innocent female second basemen. Eric “What’s A
Depth Chart” Ormsby decided that rotations are for suckers and ran
about the field flailing wildly whenever he felt like it. Alex “Live
Champion” Mitrowski not only got on base, but proceeded to run the
bases like he had seen a baseball game at some point in his life.
Week two will be a much different showing as in week one some of us
our newer teammates (or maybe the Captain that made it) did not
entirely realize that the weekly punch may or may not contain a pile
of booze in it, while others are being rehabilitated into a fun
offense of kicking rather than bunting. LET’S GET DRUNK
CENSORED!
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