Not that I blame him for trying to get some of our sweet, sweet Candy Van assets. I mean come on, look at us:
Some of us are actually attractive enough to hit on when you're sober, and the rest of us are at least 7s with beer goggles.
So, thank you, Luis, for the best drunk group text our creepy and weird GroupMe has ever seen. You're a Mexican hero, my friend, and we tip our sombreros to you.