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Thursday, August 22, 2013

PurpleSaurus Rex

Purple took the week off to recover from whatever happened the last time we played. Either we lost by a lot or we won by a lot. Or maybe we tied? I'm gonna go back and check brb.

Ok we won 11-3. How long ago does August 8th feel? Apparently Better Red than Blue Balls has been 'scouting' us, for all the good it'll do them. Little do they know our lineups and batting orders are made entirely from people writing their name down when they show up where they want to play, and haven't been the same twice this season. MUAHAHA! Our dynamic game plan defies prediction! Except for the fact that we're gonna kick away ever at bat.

We'll be pregaming hard at G&S in order to offset the sharp decrease in punch consumption, and the return of the blockrocker PLUS microphone promises to offer endless options for heckling Brim while he's pitching and talking about panties as much as possible. It's the last game of the regular season so I'll of course be wearing tights for no reason. I think I have a pair in the drawer there that I haven't worn yet.

Man. I hope I don't have to talk to the cops while wearing tights...

Wait just a sec. PurpleSaurus is a dinosaur ... it's the last week of the season ... the last dinosaur ... DENVER THE LAST DINOSAUR.

Stephen & PurpleSaurus Rex

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