Big thanks to the Teabaggers for putting Justin at pitcher for the final inning of our game last week. Looked like we might go down for a minute there, but Ole Justin delivered, laying up some terribly slow dime pieces that we handled with grace and ease. Another Thursday, another victory. Story of our lives.
Also FYI you should apologize if you slam
into a girl and knock her over. You need advice on politeness coming
from the douchiest team in the league? That's pretty sad, bro.
Nonetheless, we're happy to report that Alex was released from the ICU
late last night and is in good spirits.
This week we play Candy Van AGAIN. You know how this GMOT
should go so I’ll spare you the repeat. We are Drake and CV is our video ho. We
love to watch you do your sexy/weird thang, and on Thursday nights you let us
treat you bad and have our way with you. This blessed union should and will
never end. Smooches y’all.