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Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Relax and Let It Happen

Tight and Bright is a silly concept. A silly group of silly people without a sound mission. You guys want to “have fun and black out.” Grow up, Peter Pan. It’s the World ADULT Kickball League. You are a sloppy bunch with a meaningless existence.

Each day, Relax goes out and dares to be great. Call us whatever you may - I guarantee you aren’t creative enough to come up with something we haven’t heard before. We stare down adversity and continue to nail it week after week. Thursday nights are fun for sure, but we have bigger and better things on our plate. This is about more than kickball and about more than blacking out (even though we 100% support that as well). This is about being the very best, all day every day. It’s not our problem that you simply don’t understand. We’ll go farther than you in kickball, and farther than you in life. Sorry, but it’s just the truth.

You need to just deal with this GMOT, and you will need to deal with your first loss on Thursday night. You all need to get a clue, and we’re about to serve one up on a silver platter. You can still have fun, you can still black out, and you can still have pride in your team. But you need to understand that we are what’s true and what’s real in this life, so on Thursday night, it will be best if you all just Relax and Let It Happen. TTYL bitches.

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