Week 4 Picks

I got cocky. 9-0 one week. 4-3-2 the next.

Regular Season Record: 19-6-2 (.740)

THIS WEEK'S PICKS

Game 1: At Least We're Having Fun vs Do You Even Kick, Bro?

At Least We're Having Fun -1.5

Game 2: Tight and Bright vs FRESH BRU

FRESH BRU -4.5

Game 3: Brown Guy and Friends vs Jacked to the Kicks

Brown Guy -1.5

Game 4: Finkick Odair vs Sit On My Base

Finkick Odair -7.5

Game 5: Booooze On First! vs Sons of Pitches Kickin the Punt

Boooooze on First! -3.5

Game 6: The Tyrannical Teabaggers vs Plan B

Teabaggers -3.5

Game 7: PurpleSaurus Rex vs Kickin' Grass & Takin' Names

Kickin Grass -4.5

Game 8: Pitches Be Trippin' vs Red Ball and VOdka

Pitches Be Trippin' -4.5

Game of the Week: The Large Hardon Collision

These two teams have been a little off their game playing up in the Capital conference. Out of their element, forced to try and live up to unreasonable expectations, and held back from just swinging their genitals around in wild abandon. That ends tonight, as the Hardon Bowl pits Hardon on Hardon to double penetrate the league's sensibilities. I still have high expectations for this game, but only for the return of their party spirit.

Large Hardon Collider -.5