Week 3 Picks

PERFECTION Y'ALL. 9-0 LAST WEEK. Bask in the glory that is me.

Regular Season Record: 15-3-0 (.833)

THIS WEEK'S PICKS

Game 1: Tight and Bright vs The Tyrannical Teabaggers
Tight and Bright -.5

Game 2: At Least We're Having Fun vs Brown Guy and Friends
At Least We're Having Fun -2.5

Game 3: Finkick Odair vs Large Hardon Collider - Length
Finkick Odair -8.5

Game 4: Kickin' Grass & Takin' Names vs Red Ball and V0dka
Kickin' Grass & Takin' Names -1.5

Game 5: Booooze on First! vs Do You Even Kick, Bro?

Booooze on First! -2.5

Game 6: Sit On My Base vs Large Hardon Collider - Girth
Sit On My Base -.5

Game 7: FRESH BRU vs Plan B
FRESH BRU -2.5

Game 8: Pitches Be Trippin' vs Jacked to the Kicks

Pitches Be Trippin' -4.5

Game of the Week: PurpleSaurus Rex vs Sons of Pitches Kickin the Punt
The true battle for the bottom has arrived: a new challenger has appeared! Sons of PItches Kickin the Punt has been comfortably claiming the bottom rung of the TX Live ladder for far too long, shrugging of challengers like it ain't no thang, but this season is something different. Two games in PurpleSaurus Rex boasts a -16 run differential and has only scored one run thus far in the season. Who will prevail in this clash of titans? Insider info says PurpleSaurus is bringing 3 infant cheerleaders to the game, will they even be paying attention? Will SOPKTP have another creepy babysitter theme in retaliation? Stay tuned to find out.
Sons of Pitches Kickin the Punt -1.5