One could be forgiven for thinking that some sort of enormous meteor strike had lead to the mass extinction of PurpleSaurus Rex, after all we haven't been seen since the Spring of 2015 when Papa Purple departed for paternity leave, but rumors of our demise have been drastically overstated. After a reunion tournament at Keep WAKA Weird Weekend we've returned en force to once again rule over all we survey, the tyrant lizard kings of TX Live! Tonight marks a PurpleSplosion of dino glitter (purple glitter is actually PurpleSaurus semen, it's how we procreate), inflatable creatures of ancient might, and really aggressive party punch.
You're all invited to be bold and introduce yourselves (if we dont just glitter bomb/dry hump/shred your flesh with our mighty claws and devour your glittering entrails first) or simply bask in the glory of our presence.
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| A team 65 million years in the making. |
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