The PurpleSaurus has just been too awesome for two weeks, and needed a break. The standings are a bit misleading. Yes, we have yet to win a game, but that says nothing about the true performance of the team. When you look at the SMCAKES ratings (Stephen Moursund's Completely Arbitrary Kickball Evaluation System), we actually rank in the top 5 of all kickball teams anywhere, in the history of time.
We attempted to institute a brisk training regimen during our bye week, but quickly ran into a serious problem:
We'll still be at the fields tomorrow watching the rest of you attempt to be as awesome as us, so good luck to everyone playing tonight!