We want you. Yes, you. You hard-bodied men with your well-maintained six packs and your dropped-jaw-inducing sculpted arms. Let's be honest: we noticed, and we appreciate it. But, it got us thinking: who else in the league is nice to the touch? And why aren't we feeling 'em up? So, again: we want you. Come find one of us (we play on Relax & Candy Van) and show us what you got. The winners of our subjective contest will win something super awesome. Like a crown. Or a medal. Or shots at the bar. We'll pick the top 5 best bodies and broadcast them at some point in the future, giving you bragging rights forever and ever.