Suck My Kick (TX Republic)

Next time we'll bring condoms cause all we do is score. This just in, kicking instead of bunting is fun. Several of our players went all the way en route to a 16-3 win. If it was this easy to score at the bar, you'd all need a shot of penicillin.The other team played well for their first game in the new league, but their table full of booze, rainbow decor and labradoodle makes me think their priorities were in the right place, partying over winning. We're going to keep corking our legs and taking PEDs in hopes of hitting homers again next week.