The mighty PurpleSaurus has returned and is stalking the most dangerous prey of all: a Live championship. There. I said it. I don't care one IOTA that the vast majority of this team hadn't seen a kickball since the early 90s before last Thursday, it's happening. Our dominant performance last week isn't quite represented by the 5-5 score we put up, but we're going to dwell on the results of what amounts to a tune-up game. The parts are there, and I plan on putting them together this week and raining ultimate destruction down upon KickInABox. Also Luis, thanks for the 1st baselady, sorry you couldn't keep your house in order. BAZINGA.
Unfortunately I was unable to gain access to the the engineering and manufacturing resources necessary to resolving the dexterity issues that have plagued PurpleSaurus Rex since it's inception (http://austinwaka.blogspot.com/2011/10/purplesaurus-rex_11.html), but I did find one thing that our tiny arms can do after a frustrating period of trial and error:
KickInABox and anyone else who holds "fun", "drunk", and "purple" to be important core values is welcome to help themselves to the PurpleSaurus punch at the fields on Thursday, and we look forward to eating you soon!