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Thursday, October 27, 2016
Week 8 Power Rankings
Rank - Team - Δ - Summary
1 - FRESH BRU - ↑1
Welcome to the top of the mountain folks! Time to earn this ranking tonight, but I think I might have this right.
2 - Finkick Odair - ↓1
Any given Thursday, eh?
3 - The Tyrannical Tea Baggers - N/A
Watching them win their game against Finkick was like watching someone who balls up a piece of paper and shoots it at the trash bin on the complete other side of the office with no expectation of making it, but then it goes in. Glorious!
4- Plan B - N/A
5 - Tight and Bright - N/A
Not enough of a meltdown to actually move them down, buttttt....
6 - Sit On My Base - N/A
I feel like if they show up to this game they have a legitimate shot, but if they don't show up we'll never know!
7 - Large Hardon Collider - Length - ↑1
Outta nowhere! The haymaker! Takin' it to the man!
8 - Large Hardon Collider - Girth - ↓1
They're just waiting for Hardon Bowl 2.0.
9 - Brown Guys and Friends - N/A
Playing a lot less like a drinking team that wins on experience and more like a competitive team that really likes to drink. Can't remember the last time I saw someone steal 3rd while the 2nd baseman was throwing the ball back to the pitcher (while up 8 runs) in a Music game. You're on watch!
10 - Pitches be Trippin' - N/A
Could be headed for a trap game to end the season, but they've got the talent to overcome early stumbles.
11 - At Least We're Having Fun - N/A
Mom and Dad are back, and the team is clicking again!
12 - Booooze on First! - ↑2
Still vulnerable to big errors, but overall this team is much better than its record indicates.
13 - PurpleSaurus Rex - ↓1
Winning streak ended at 2!
14 - Sons of Pitches Kickin The Punt -↑1
Alright not sure what's happening here, but they might have been sharking us the whole season until now.
15 - Jacked to the Kicks - ↓2
The tumble continues! Last chance to right the ship heading into the playoffs with a tough game against Boooze on First! If they can limit errors they can prevail!
16 - Kickin' Grass and Takin' Names - N/A
These folks are sick and and tired of your bunting, people. Get it out of your system now, because I told them about no-bunting Wednesdays!
17 - Do You Even Kick Bro? - N/A
They actually looked good for a big chunk of this game, and then blew it on a few big plays.
18 - Red Ball and V0dka -N/A
They're like the mullet of kickball teams. Party in the front, business in the back. You think they're just screwing around but then they score 8 runs on you when you least expect it. And then give up 13.