This whole going 6-3 business is really cramping my game, I have a bad feeling I could finish poorly after having such a strong start. Like the Texas Rangers. Too soon?
Regular Season Record: 38-13-3 (.731)
THIS WEEK'S PICKS
Game 1: Pitches Be Trippin' vs Do you Even Kick, Bro?
Pitches Be Trippin' -3.5
Game 2: Large Hardon Collider - Length vs Tight and Bright
Tight and Bright -2.5
Game 3: Plan B vs Sit On My Base
Plan B -1.5
Game 4: At Least We're Having Fun vs Red Ball and V0dka
At Least We're Having Fun -3.5
Game 5: PurpleSaurus Rex vs Brown Guy and Friends
Brown Guy and Friends -3.5
Game 6: Jacked to the Kicks vs Sons of Pitches Kickin the Punt
Jacked to the Kicks -2.5
Game 7: FRESH BRU vs Large Hardon Collider - Girth
FRESH BRU -10.5
Game 8: Booooze On First! vs Kickin' Grass & Takin' Names
Booooze On First! -2.5
Game of the Week: Finkick Odair vs The Tyrannical Tea Baggers
Now, technically Relax and Let it Happen doesn't exist anymore with regard to TX Live, but lets not kid ourselves that this isn't at it's core the same team. Sure Jay isn't the captain anymore so he can't start himself at pitcher every game and Joey is trying jumping from team to team like a two bit hooker and Alex is "retired from kickball" and yet still comes to the bar almost every week (which is about as accurate as your boyfriend telling you that you're still a virgin if you only do it in the pooper when you were 17). This is "Relax and Let It Happen, but we're going to change the name so I don't have to invite the people who are too old and slow to hang anymore and can recruit some new hot talent". Vs The Tyrannical Tea Baggers who take the "We're old and slow and fuck you get off our lawn! We're not changing anything!" I'll be honest, I like the latter approach more even if they're definitely not going to win this game.
Finkick Odair -3.5