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Thursday, October 27, 2016

Week 8 Picks

3 major upsets last week ruined my picks: T&B shitting away an 8 run lead to lose 9-8 to Large Hardon Collider, Sons of Pitches Kickin the Punt showing up to play HARD against Jacked to the Kicks 10-1 (WTF?), and The Tyrannical Teabaggers outlasting Finkick for a 5-3 victory. Quit being exciting, kickball! It ruins my average! I need to go 7-2 or better this week to get back to save my record for the season.

Regular Season Record: 44-16-3 (.719)


Game 1: At Least We're Having Fun vs Kickin' Grass & Takin' Names
At Least We're Having Fun -2.5

Game 2: Sons of Pitches Kickin the Punt vs Pitches Be Trippin'
Pitches Be Trippin' -4.5

Game 3: Finkick Odair vs FRESH BRU

Game 4: The Tyrannical Tea Baggers vs Tight and Bright
The Tyrannical Tea Baggers -3.5

Game 5: Brown Guy and Friends vs Red Ball and V0dka
Brown Guy and Friends -6.5

Game 6: PurpleSaurus Rex vs Do You Even Kick, Bro?
PurpleSaurus Rex -1.5

Game 7: Plan B vs Sit On My Base
Plan B -5.5

Game 8: Booooze On First! vs Jacked to the Kicks
Booooze On First! -5.5

Game of the Week: Large Hardon Collider Girth vs Large Hardon Collider Length
It wasn't quite debaucherous enough the first time, so they're doing it again! Hardon Bowl 2.0 will feature a revisiting of the absurdity created when you connect these teams together like parts of Voltron, and the result will likely be difficult to watch for anyone who understands the rules of the game. For everyone else, it will be quite the spectacle.
Winer: Large Hardon Collider
Loser: The Sport of Kickball

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