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Thursday, July 7, 2016

TX Live Power Rankings - Week 8

Rank - Team - Δ - Summary

1 - Caesar Kickerman - N/A
The 6:30 time slot doesn't appear to be their strong suit as they nearly dropped a game to the surging anus tarts, but they showed up to play against Slumpbusters.

2 - The Tyrannical Tea Baggers - ↑1
Their new thing appears to be scoring a lot of runs against lower ranking teams. Like a LOT.

3 - Slumpbusters - 
Well fought game, but came up short.

4 - A Nu Start - ↑2
After starting slow the Bluths are coming out of nowhere with huge performances. Last week they had a double header where they almost toppled Kickerman and then blanked Fresh Bru. Look out!

5 - $hit Circu$ - 
Another team very much reversing their fortunes. Things looked bleak rolling into lass week with a goose egg in the win column, but double header wins against the Rockets and At Least We're Having Fun have them in contention again.

6 - Fresh Bru - ↓2
Trending in the wrong direction, and it's do or die time this week with games coming up against Slumpbusters and Shit Circus.

7 - Legendary Red Rockets - ↓2
Where have you gone, Rockets of the first half of the season? They're playing in a primetime 8:30 matchup against the Tea Baggers, and a win will flip the script in a big way.

8- At Least We're Having Fun - ↓1
They should have listened to Han Solo after that first win, things haven't gone so well since then.

9 - Pitche$ B Trippin' - 
↑3After their loss they're on a 3 game streak with a +10 run differential.

10 - Red Ball and V0dka - ↓1
Call them #9b.

11 - Large Hardon Collider - Girth - ↑4
They have emerged victorious in the Collider collision and take their rightful place above their brethren.

12 - Large Hardon Collider - Length - ↓2
Gotta wonder, did they let their little brother win?

13 - Freeballers - N/A
This may look weird with the standings being what they are, but I'm confident tonights games prove me right about this ranking.

14 - Alcaballic Rex - ↑3
Coming on strong in the late season and getting back into form.

15 - Gary Kick Jr - ↓4
This is a result of me bumping them too high on a win, they're actually doing alright.

16 - Do You Even Kick, Bro? - ↓2
I suspect they may be much better than this, but they keep losing close ones.

17 - Blue Bandits - 
They have emerged from the basement!

18 - Sons of Pitches Kickin The Punt - ↓2
Well tits.

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