He was a Corey fan at heart, its clear
He searched and found a Corey hair
He spent 10 long years and built a cloning machine
And now he’s accomplished his wonderful dream
To make a house of Coreys
Its a House of Coreys
Corey #16: Token Corey
He only reads his own literature and comes up with all his own sex moves.
Corey #15: Female Mason Corey
The name is insulting enough.
Corey #14: Clipboard Corey
Actually shows up and is fun. Fails to set an example for this group.
Corey #13: Invisible Corey
She’s all around you. Just kidding, she’s inside you. In your butt. Your butthole.
Corey #10: Psyche Corey
Get analyzed and figure out the dreams about your mother fellating a lawn dart.
Spicy and absentee. Classic.
Corey #7: Curious Corey
She wants to get in all your nooks and crannies. Because she’s curious, you see.
Corey #6: Hat Corey
Who is this guy?
Corey #5: Coreyette
She does basically all Corey stuff, but she’s a girl so it’s socially acceptable.