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Thursday, July 14, 2016

Large Hardon Collider - Girth

LHC Girth: House of Coreys

He was a Corey fan at heart, its clear
He searched and found a Corey hair
He spent 10 long years and built a cloning machine
And now he’s accomplished his wonderful dream
To make a house of Coreys
Its a House of Coreys

Corey #16: Token Corey


He only reads his own literature and comes up with all his own sex moves.

Corey #15: Female Mason Corey


The name is insulting enough.

Corey #14: Clipboard Corey


Actually shows up and is fun.  Fails to set an example for this group.

Corey #13: Invisible Corey


She’s all around you.  Just kidding, she’s inside you.  In your butt.  Your butthole.

Corey #12: Goatee Corey


It’s like sitting on a guinea pig.

Corey #11: Blonde Corey


Blonde.

Corey #10: Psyche Corey


Get analyzed and figure out the dreams about your mother fellating a lawn dart.

Corey #9: Hispanic Corey


Spicy and absentee.  Classic.

Corey #8: San Antonio Corey


Tuberculosis free since 2016.

Corey #7: Curious Corey


She wants to get in all your nooks and crannies.  Because she’s curious, you see.

Corey #6: Hat Corey


Who is this guy?

Corey #5: Coreyette


She does basically all Corey stuff, but she’s a girl so it’s socially acceptable.

Corey #4: Creatine Corey


Get blasted in the mouth.

Corey #3: Face Plant Corey


Enjoys drinking in moderation.

Corey #2: Caveman Corey


Hairy, aggressive, and territorial.

Corey #1: Chameleon Corey


Easily Blends in with his surroundings and is often mistaken for Corey #16.

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