That Kick Cray…so we may have had a hard loss the first week to Tea Baggers. But I only have one thing to say to that…
We’ve brought together some of the best talent from around the league, and we’re ready for redemption. This week we’re waking our asses up to do only one thing, WINNING. Did you get that?
This loss has made us realize how much we need to wake up and smell the coffee. We can’t just relax and let you guys take The Golden Shower. We need to get our adrenaline pumping!
Watch out you bitches, Cray is coming and is going to DOMINATE. We have Ben coming back this week to pitch, we’ve been doing two-a-days to get ready, and there is absolutely no stopping this trainwreck from drunkenly obliterating this week. Wait, you don’t understand?
So get ready world, because Cray is about to spray its domination juice everywhere. I hope you can swallow it.
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