Sons of Pitches Kickin the Punt - TX Live

The Gayest Merger Of All Time (an open apology to our heterosexual teammates)

It was only a matter of time before the two gayest teams of WAKA LIVE did the inevitable and joined forces. In our minds it resulted in rainbows, sunshine, unicorns, and glitter. Naturally the boys of Sons of Pitches brought jello shots and threw shade while the lesbians of Kickin The Punt packed their cats in a u-haul and promised not be like the others and rush things. We are giving it a go and if it doesn't work we will attempt to remain friends and spend countless hours in therapy talking about how it could have been.

We neglected the fact that even though being FABULOUS is contagious there would be some Free Agents added to our flock. This is an apology to those guys.

Dear new teammates of SOPKITP,

We know you have no idea what you just signed on for. We are so happy to have you on our team but we regret to inform you that you are now gay. This is not as much of an apology but more of a formality. You can choose to remain in the closet about your current status but I know for a fact Evelyn (the lesbian with the hair) will out you. #sorrynotsorry Don't be afraid, just come as you are we are a welcoming crew. It will be fun, promise.

Please watch this video below for it is a cautionary tale.

XOXO

Captains of SOPKITP