Large Hardon Collider - Length

Hello my friends, it's 'bout time y'all learned

Of this sweet little move before you get burned

It's certain to keep you rich in friends

If you just give it a try, your embarrassment will end

Well this sweet little move, it's the right thing to do

When it's time to get busy, in your room or the loo

When your partner is ready and raring to go

Don't just ball up your fist and ram it on home

This sweet little move, oh yes, sweet indeed

Push your fingers together and make your best beak

It's the right thing do, I'll say it again

The Courtesy Beak: Your new best friend

Aerodynamically true, lube you shant need

The design of this beak is the best thing we've seen

Now do not forget this when you set down beside 'er (or him, but that doesn't rhyme)

For we will be watching

Love,

Large Hardon Collider  ( uu==Length==D~~ )