I’m seriously getting tired of our
schedule. Its horseshit. This is the second time we’ve had to go on
two week hiatus for some such reason like national holidays or
torrential down pours. If I could figure out who was forcing our team
to take such long and agonizing breaks I’d punch him so hard he’d
only be able to grow a thin pedo-stache for Movember.
Ball Me Maybe I hope you are prepared
for this. This game is going to be a big pile of sexy topped with
some awesome sauce. Its No Shave November, we haven’t played in two
weeks, we are finely forged athletes that never played ball sports
past the 10th grade, and we’re bringing a cooler full of
booze. If you are trying to picture this let me help you.
He’s whispering to you. “Hola, me
llamo GDKA. Que Smoldery!”
Post game we’ll be looking for high
fives and smiles. Don’t get all upset about the beatdown. Don’t
be pouty, or sad. Be happy, excited, and above all us, Be Drunk.
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