We will just pretend last week didn't even happen. Sure we won 6-1 against Liver but when you've won as many games as we've won over the past 4 years (somewhere between 150-200) winning isn't enough, you need to win and look good doing it. Last week that was not the case, sure we were missing many of our regulars but we still all went home and burnt ourselves with lit cigarettes or maybe that was actually just our captain...
This week we play Walk of Shame @ 7:15 on field 1A. We encourage everyone new and old to come out, whether you're with us or you're against us it's always fun to watch Dre lose (trust us we've been doing it for years). The Walks will probably call this game a rivalry game and this and that so I've spent the week trying to figure out just which rivalry this could be compared to. I thought about Texas vs Texas A&M but I don't hate the Walks and they never beat us so that didn't fit. Then I considered Texas vs. Texas Tech but again they never beat us and on top of that there's only 1 or 2 whores on their team, the rest of them are very nice young ladies. So I did what any normal person would do, googled it. I found the perfect game that honestly nobody, including myself even knew was a rivalry. The criteria was 1) Only rivalries existing between BCS-conference schools are considered. and 2) Minimum of 50 game series history. The winner? Oklahoma vs. Iowa State with a series record of 68-5-2. I know I know, the Walks could never beat us 5 times but it's the closest thing I've got. I'm also aware of the good news for the Walks and that's that ISU won 26-6 IN Norman, OK last season, this may be your year!
With 1st place in our sights we will not lose, feel free to come celebrate with us after the game, have a drink, dance a little, make out, whatever you're in to. Until then, Relax and Let It Happen...
Love,
Relax
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